Manual of Housing Density - Trumped
Original cartoon drawing by Ferguson, photoshop work by Mette Mclarney
Folks, let me tell you something. This Manual of Housing Density—it’s incredible, truly incredible. No one has ever seen a manual like this before. Believe me, it’s big, it’s bold, and it's beautiful. The people who wrote this, they’re the best. Smart people. The best minds, okay? They know housing like nobody else.
Now, we’re talking about density. High-density, low-density—doesn’t matter, because this manual covers it all. You want great neighborhoods? This is how you do it. We’re not talking about cramming people in like some other places. We’re talking smart planning, open spaces, beautiful layouts. This manual? It’s going to create jobs. It’s going to boost property values, it’s going to make the country strong again.
Listen, the UK housing crisis—it’s a disaster, folks. Total mess. People can’t find homes, prices through the roof, and everyone’s saying, “What are we going to do?” Well, I’ve got news for you: this Manual of Housing Density? It’s the solution. Believe me.
Nobody understands housing better than me, and let me tell you, this is the real deal. The best. Get your copy, folks, because the future of great communities starts right here!
When we start building the right way, guess what happens? Construction goes up, jobs go up, the economy goes up. It’s a win-win. And let me tell you, the UK needs more wins right now.
So, how do you solve the UK housing crisis? Manual of Housing Density. It’s the playbook for success, and the UK deserves nothing less. You follow this, and boom—housing crisis, solved.
Original Text by Mette Mclarney, “Trumped” by ChatGBT
